Thursday, December 31, 2009

Patrice who?




"Did you check out the Team Canada roster?'

"Yeah, I wanted Fish on there but what can you do? They had a lot of guys to choose from. Not sure about that Patrice pick."

"No no no, don't complain, he's awesome. He deserves to be there."

"What's he doing for Boston this year so far?"

"Well he's #1 in scoring on that team...39 games: 30 points."

"Ummm,,,well I guess that's not terrible, but I thought he had so much 'offensive upside'. What's he done the few years before that?"

"Well in 2006-06 he sent the world ablaze with 30+ goals and 70+ points."

"Not bad at all, did he continue that pace?"

"Um, well the following year he got 70 points. Then 7...then 39..."

"Woah, wait a second, what happened?"

"Well he did have that concussion."

"Yikes, that'll take a lot out of you, just ask Paul Kariya."

"Then of course, was that second concussion..."

"Damn, he had two in the span of a year?"

"It's a physical sport. He did rebound from the injury with 64 games played last year, and 39 points."

"Okay, whatever, all that matters is the playoffs. Any Cup rings?"

"No"

"Cup finals?"

"No. Actually, in 6 years he's played only 18 playoff games."

"That's it!? How many goals!?!"

"Uhhh...one."

"TSN had projected lines and they thought he might play alongside Sidney Crosby. What makes this guy so special."

"He unbelievable taking faceoffs."

"What, when Crosby gets thrown out of the faceoff circle? Oh well...GO BERGERON GO!"

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