The SBP Archives - Your less than frequent dose of SBP!

You know summer is around the corner when construction commences on Bank St...How old does it make me feel knowing Martin Havlat is 28?...If you have some extra dough, I recommend you buy shares in Glad.  Notice how they charge 5 cents for each grocery bag at the store now?  It's making people buy the reusable, environmentally-friendly bags.  I predict surges in the sale of kitchen catchers...Nothing like walking to the produce section to listen to a dude on a cell phone yell obscenities to his girlfriend threatening to break up with her, then ending the conversation with "So what are we going to do Sunday?"...I've experience about 5 surges of extreme pain since the stone started to act up.  The last two stones I had, there was only one pain surge each.  I'm still trying to figure out what I did to deserve this...Have you ever had dinner with someone who took a car, went up a grassy slope with it and slammed into another vehicle that was on display at a car dealership?  I did last night!...How about those Jays?...People are so desperate to discredit President Obama, they have to go after the type of mustard he puts on burgers.  Shudder the thought of using Grey Poupon...The dust-ups and skirmishes after the whistle is blown during a hockey game is becoming cliched and meaningless...Ovechkin's hit on Gonchar wasn't dirty; if Sergei didn't try to get out of the way, there wouldn't have been knee on knee contact...Of course, Happy Mother's Day for every mom out there!