Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I went to see Mall Cop tonight. No, really! Good times. The best part was that the movie theatre wanted to make myself and, uh, anonymous, feel really special. (Anonymous doesn't want to admit she, um, or he, picked the movie). So we were allowed to watch the movie by ourselves! That's right! I never got such red carpet treatment before! Not one other patron to bother us with their chit-chat or accidental cell phone call. The theatre made sure not one other ticket was sold so we could enjoy the feature in peace.

Now the movie itself is what it's all about. I don't want to spoil too much for you, but if you're going to the movie expecting the following, you will definitely have your day made!:

- A fat guy eating nachos
- A fat black guy eating nachos
- A fat guy getting drunk, dancing and falling though a window while trying to impress a girl
- Skateboarding villains
- Skateboarding villains with tattoos
- Acrobatic Asian villains
- Indian actors with funny Indian accents
- Swerves. And more swerves. Swerves that don't make sense, too!

But it's all about the roller coaster ride during the 87 minutes of screen time put together that makes it memorable!

Don't walk, don't run, take that SEGWAY! (ho, ho, ho!) to the theatre and see Mall Cop!

# posted by SBP : 10:29 PM
Comments:
ha ha ha SUCKER!! I saw Watchmen that night, it was better.
# posted by Blogger scooter : 11:21 PM, March 12, 2009
 
Re: "Skateboarding villains with tattoos"

The guy with the beard and long hair is none other than Mike Vallely -- I had his Powell-Peralta pro model skateboard when I was a kid...woot!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:30 PM, March 13, 2009
 
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