Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Life Calculator



I totally stole this from the Team 1200's website. I'm living until I'm 74! If I ever get hitched it'll add some years to my life, nice! :-) (But who knew being tall is almost equivalent to being a smoker?)

THE LIFE CALCULATOR

Punching in the Life Calculator
Start with age 79 (today's average life expectancy)

1. Gender? Female = plus 1. Male = minus 2.

2. Do you have an annual physical exam? Yes = plus 3. No = minus 3.

3. Grandparent lived to 85-plus? Add 2 for each long-lived grandparent.

4. Do you volunteer on a weekly basis? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 1.

5. Do you live alone? Yes, minus 3. No, 0 points.

6. Are you able to laugh at, and learn from, your mistakes. Yes = plus 1. No = minus 3

7. Do you have a confidant who listens to your problems? Yes = plus 1. No = minus 2.

8. Do you play puzzles and games? Yes = plus 4. No = 0.

9. Daily aerobic exercise: swimming, jogging, biking? Yes = plus 3. No = 0.

10. Eat balanced diet of fresh fruit, vegetables, whole grains? Yes = plus 2. No = minus 3.

11. Do you smoke a pack of cigarettes daily? Yes = minus 4. No = 0.

12. Live with, work with or have friends who smoke? Yes = minus 1. No = 0.

13. Do you "yo-yo" on and off diet fads? Yes = minus 5. No = 0 points.

14. Own an interactive pet (dog, cat)? Yes = plus 2. Passive pet (goldfish) = plus 1.

15. Left-handed yes= minus 1. Right-handed = 0.

16. For every inch of your height that exceeds 5'8", minus six months.

17. Are you a religious person, and do you practice your faith? Yes = plus 2. No = 0.

18. Two or more daughters? Yes = plus 3. No = 0. (Daughters are elder caregivers).

19. Use stress management (meditation, quiet time, spa)? Yes = plus 4. No = minus 3.

20. Walk to work? Yes = plus 2. Ride to work? Yes = plus 1. Drive to work? Yes = minus 3.

21. Cosmetic surgery? Minus 5 for each decade you have a procedure. Minus 1 for each additional procedure per decade.

22. Do you fear the uncertainties of growing old? Yes = minus 2. No fear = plus 1.

23. Substance abuse? Yes = minus 6. Shared use of substances = minus 3.

24. Sexual promiscuity (multiple partners, STD risks)? Yes = minus 6. No = 0.

25. Engaged in long-term, relationship of trust and mutual respect? Yes = plus 5. No = 0.

26. All friends same age as you? Yes = minus 2. No = plus 1.

27. Written specific life goals and completion time frames? Yes = plus 1. No = 0.

28. Family history of cardiovascular or cancer prior to age 50? Minus 2 per occurrence.

29. Family history of obesity, diabetes, chronic depression? Minus 2 per each occurrence.

Comments:
I am slated for 95! I hope that isn't right as that is a little longer then what I was looking for.

I think if it was a little more specific on the 'substance abuse’ question i.e. quantity of beverages consumed per week my years would have dropped and would be a little more accurate. But then again this is a life calculator form 1200.
 
A pretty good run at 82... however, my stated plan is to begin a substance abuse regimen (with whatever's popular at the time, SpaceCrack or something like that) the minute I turn older than whatever the life expectancy is at the time.
 
Gosh... I'm going to live well into my 90's. I think I can afford to pick up some bad habits!!! I'll miss you Stan!

Forts: You forgot to answer this question! Have you built your own potato canon? Minus 15.
 
Funny, Anonymous next time leave your name when you address me directly.

Funny thing is it probably extended our quality of life as the people at that party weekend who used it thought it was hilarious and truly enjoyed it.
 
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