The SBP Archives - Your less than frequent dose of SBP!

When I talk to people, I have a very annoying habit that I can't get rid of. Basically, when someone says a phrase such as "I just ate a delicious burger", I'll turn around and say, "You're a burger!" Yeah. Pretty witty, eh? It works well when you're not sure what to say. It can work with any sentence! Say someone asks you:

"Is that a new pair of jeans?"

Just tell them:

"You're a pair of jeans!"

Now the problem is I know it isn't very funny and it makes no sense, but I've said it ad nauseam for so long it's almost like a reflex and I can't stop myself. But I'm going to try to end saying it.

A new saying has also surfaced, perhaps to replace it. Whenever someone explains a story, talks about a movie they liked or maybe a trip they're going to take, I reply with, "Good times!" I have Rob to thank for that. So let's say you've told me how you went to the dentist and no cavities were found. My response is:

"Good times!"

I could also say, "You're a cavity!"

Do you want to punch me in the face yet?!