The SBP Archives - Your less than frequent dose of SBP!

"I am disrespectful to dirt! Can't you see that I'm serious?"

"Are you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-urns'?"

"Would anybody else like a bite of banality?"

"Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin!"

"I hate it when the waffles stick together"
"Sticking together is what makes the waffles good!"

"I'm here for my free birthday sundae!"
"Eat it and get out!"

"This place isn't a faux dive. This is a dive!"

"Being a cop isn't something your earn overnight. It takes a solid weekend of training to earn that badge."
"ENOUGH WITH THE BADGES! WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS!!?!?"
"Hey, I told you you're not getting a gun until you tell me your name!"
"I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR 'RULES'!!!"

"Poor predictable Bart, always takes rock"
"Good ol' rock. Nothing beats that!"

"It's funny 'cause it's true!"

"Ah Ziggy. Will you ever win?"

"Hey chief, let's talk, why not?"

"Diagnosis...delicious!"

"Worst episode ever!"

"Say Homer, do you like football?"
"Do I ever!"
"Do you like nachos?"
"Yes"
"Do you like beer?"
"Yes Mr. Ford!"
"Well, why don't you come over and watch football, and we'll have nachos. And then, some beer."