The SBP Archives - Your less than frequent dose of SBP!

There was just so many others I didn't write down so here's another post:

"The road to the Superbowl is long and pointless. Well, when you really think about it"

"Now the refreshing taste of Worcestershire sauce...in a soft drink! Ahhhhh!"

"A beer is a lot like a woman. They look good, they smell good. You'd step over your own mother to get one! And you can't just stop at one, you want to drink another woman!"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter waiting for me"
"Ok, what's your first name Mr. Burns?"
"I don't know"

"Are you saying you won't eat another animal? What about bacon?"
"No"
"Ham?"
"No"
"Pork chops?"
"No! Dad, they all come from the same animal!"
"Yeah right Lisa! Some magical animal..."

"My crazy friend says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?"
"No, just ignorant"

"Go orange!"
"Go apple!"
"Go banana!"

"You said if I had sex with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk"
"Duffman...says...a lot of things! OH YEAH!"

"There's a mug...you don't want to chug!"

"And now you're thinking...I hope that's shepherd's pie in me knickers!"

"But it comes with a free frogurt!"
"That's good!"
"The frogurt is also cursed"
"That's bad"
"But it comes with your choice of topping!"
"That's good!"
"The topping contains sodium benzoate"
"....."
"That's bad"

"Oh noooooooo......Beta!"

"Awright! No more student loan payments!"

"It tastes like...burning"

"Did you find the bathroom alright Homer?"
"Uhhhh....yeah..."

"I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T..."

"Hey fatty, I gotta movie you can go see: A Fridge Too Far!"
"Leave me alone! I just want to watch 'Honk if You're Horny' with dignity!"