Friday, January 12, 2007
Quotes From Actual Emails Sent by Co-Workers During the Senators Early Slump
Sens 1st priority is no longer a 2nd line centre... After watching last
night's 3rd period, it is obvious that Emery is not your #1 net minder
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If Sens don't change the make up of this team and get a new coach and
couple of new players via a trade before Dec 10th. THEY WILL NOT MAKE
THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!
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It's disappointing to see that you are in the majority of Sens
supporters camp who are in complete denial of the obvious shortcomings of your
team...As a friend may I offer some advice, take a step back and assess the
situation as a hockey expert and you will come to the conclusion that
the sky is REALLY falling and it's a shame the owner of this team has yet to
step in to try to prevent this ongoing disaster... On paper I used to
conceed the Sens had a better team that the Habs. Not anymore. So please
save this email and read it to me in April when the Habs will be looking
down on the Senators in the division and and conference standings. (well, that may come true! - SBP)
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I am predicting no changes in gm or coach for next few months or
possibly end of season. Too bad, I really think Muckler has fallen asleep at the
wheel and the good ship Senators is heading towards one giagantic
iceberg. Mayday Mayday ....
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Top 5 reasons Sens won't make the playoffs:
1) Your Captain has been a no-show since Oct and is playing to get traded to a real hockey team...
2)You have no goalie that can consistently make key saves to win games...
3)Your GM is 7000 years old and senile and is currently working on deal to
sign Johnny Bower, Jean Beliveau and get Toe Blake to coach...
4) Your $6.75 M supposedly #1 defefenceman has the pain threshold of a 3 year
old girl and is more interested in snorting the white snow instead of
earning his jack...
5) Your team has no concept of how to play defence, clog the
passing lanes and prevent the oppostion from scoring tap in empty net
goals.
The truth stings doesn't it.
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HA! GO SENS GO!!!!!
night's 3rd period, it is obvious that Emery is not your #1 net minder
**********************************
If Sens don't change the make up of this team and get a new coach and
couple of new players via a trade before Dec 10th. THEY WILL NOT MAKE
THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!
**********************************
It's disappointing to see that you are in the majority of Sens
supporters camp who are in complete denial of the obvious shortcomings of your
team...As a friend may I offer some advice, take a step back and assess the
situation as a hockey expert and you will come to the conclusion that
the sky is REALLY falling and it's a shame the owner of this team has yet to
step in to try to prevent this ongoing disaster... On paper I used to
conceed the Sens had a better team that the Habs. Not anymore. So please
save this email and read it to me in April when the Habs will be looking
down on the Senators in the division and and conference standings. (well, that may come true! - SBP)
**********************************
I am predicting no changes in gm or coach for next few months or
possibly end of season. Too bad, I really think Muckler has fallen asleep at the
wheel and the good ship Senators is heading towards one giagantic
iceberg. Mayday Mayday ....
**********************************
Top 5 reasons Sens won't make the playoffs:
1) Your Captain has been a no-show since Oct and is playing to get traded to a real hockey team...
2)You have no goalie that can consistently make key saves to win games...
3)Your GM is 7000 years old and senile and is currently working on deal to
sign Johnny Bower, Jean Beliveau and get Toe Blake to coach...
4) Your $6.75 M supposedly #1 defefenceman has the pain threshold of a 3 year
old girl and is more interested in snorting the white snow instead of
earning his jack...
5) Your team has no concept of how to play defence, clog the
passing lanes and prevent the oppostion from scoring tap in empty net
goals.
The truth stings doesn't it.
****************************************************************************
HA! GO SENS GO!!!!!
# posted by SBP : 11:59 PM
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