Thursday, July 20, 2006

Watch Out, George Foreman






Hulkamania is running wild in your kitchen!





That's right, the Hulkster is shilling like so many before him. Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill is offered for a mere 3 payments of $49.99 each (plus $29.95 shipping and handling). Replace five kitchen appliances...and then some! Breakfast, lunch, dinner, it does it all. IT EVEN BAKES COOKIES!

NICE!!!!

Comments:
hmmm, can you say patent expires today george? ahhh well. 8 Billion in the bank and I guess you can call it a day. Let the baby have his bottle.
 
I can't possibly imagine that there's a market for this? Are they going to get free publicity on some of the WWE shows?

Is somebody going to come flying off the turnbuckle and smash someone in the face with a non-stick grill?

(If so, please let me know when they air that episode.)

I can't wait to see the infomercials. I want to look at the Hulksters dead, resigned eyes that say "Well, I guess it was heading this way for years..."
 
Way to go Hulk! Glad to see you finally investing in a product with a little more potential than Brooke.
 
Let's just say its' a good thing it doesn't come in different colours or you would really have a dilemma Ben. And thank god there isn't a Star Wars or Poker version of this useless product.
 
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