Sunday, March 19, 2006

How I can save taxpayers thousands of dollars...



No doubt you have heard about that girl in Quebec who took out a Tim Horton's coffee cup from a garbage can and attempted to rrrrroll up the rim to win, had problems doing it so enlisted a friend to help her, turns out it was the Toyota Rav prize, the friend's family that helped roll it up was offered $5000, that wasn't enough and they want 1/2 the value of the Rav, then another person comes forward with a lawyer who wants to do a DNA test to show the cup is his and neither the girl nor girl's assistant who took it out of the trash can should get the prize.

Greed is wonderful isn't it?

Anyway, here's how it should be settled:

1)Girl who found cup in the trash can: Prize is yours.

2)Girl's assistant: You get zilch. If I ask you to scratch my instant win lottery card because my arm is broken, you have no claim to my prize. None. Because $5000 wasn't enough, now you get nothing and can pay 1/2 the court costs and lawyer's fees.

3)DNA guy: You're the one paying the other 1/2 of the costs of this mess. You toss it, YOU LOSE IT. As the saying goes, "Finder's keepers, loser's weepers."

People suck.

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