Thursday, February 23, 2006

I just found out I moonlight for the WWE...

I found this off the 'net and was slightly amused....scroll down to the last part of the report.

Velocity:

Paul Birchall defeated Orlando Jordan
Orlando got massive heat despite being from Richmond (and from my high school) and started ripping on Arthur Ashe. Birchall was pretty over as a pirate and won with the Shiver Me Timbers (what, its not like they'll give it a name)- it was a cross between a Rock Botton and Belly to Belly Suplex (I haven't seen his C4 so that may have been it)

Six Man Tag Team Match: Simon Dean & The Gymni defeated Paul London, Brian Kendrick, & Funaki
Pretty boring match with the heels dominating Funaki most of the match. London and Kendrick brought in some nice offense but it was ultimately one of the Gymnini reversing Sliced Bread #2 into a Train Wreck type move.

Super Crazy defeated Vito
The crowd was really into the Mexicools tonight. Pretty good match with Crazy picking up the win following a sweet Missile Dropkick and a standing Shooting Star Press.

Juniors Match: Masagrita Sagrada defeated Sookay (sp?)
GREAT comedy match. I normally hate the Juniors but this match had me cracking up. Sagrada won with a Mexican roll. Well worth the watch.

Sylvain defeated Sean Patrick (aka Jobber)
Slyvain is back to being from Quebec instead of Long Beach and he starting insulting America. Patrick didn't look bad but he succumbed to the F5 (yes, Brock Lesnar's old move has been given to a jobber)

Comments:
Nice job, Jobber!
 
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